Pedestallion T-Shirt
Pedestallion T-Shirt
5000% off for a limited time only.
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Satire, minimalism, dark humor, and authenticity. Leave the art of looking and thinking like everyone else to the professionals. Our designs speak for themselves.
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- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt feels like you moved to Hollywood and started a podcast
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal, semi-formal, royal, and even momentous occasions such as weddings, sacrificial slaughtering, baptisms, etc.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
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Literally Nowhere believes in fair pricing year-round, prioritizing transparency and integrity over gimmicky marketing tactics. We do not engage in manipulative sales, discounts, fleeting promotions, etc. Our goal is to provide genuine value without exploiting our customer base.
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Return Policy: We provide free returns on everything except our Custom Creations. No hidden fees. Check our full policy to see if your purchase meets the requirements for a return and/or refund. Your satisfaction is our primary concern. Please reach out to us with any questions or concerns.